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SEE OUR 2011 APRIL FOOL'S EDITION NEW REALITY TV SHOW PROPOSED -- SNEAKING INTO AMERICA Share the hardships of illegal immigration in this exciting new proposed tv reality show More... THE GREATEST MISTAKE IN POLITICAL HISTORY The Bandersnatch has uncovered secret communications that document the greatest political mistake in history. Hint...we now have a holiday as a result. NEW PLAN TO SAVE SOCIAL SECURITY Baby Boomers are going to bankrupt Social Security, Medicare and America. But we have a solution: Encourage Baby Boomers to die younger. WOLVES PROPOSED TO BE RELEASED IN CENTRAL PARK Western ranchers are pissed off about all the attempts to run them off their ranches in the name of the Endangered Species Act. They are now proposing to find out how New Yorkers feel about dealing with the same stuff they are.
IS IT TIME FOR BAJA ARIZONA YET? The Arizona state legislature dominated by right wing nuts from Marciopa County have gone flat insane. Is it time for America's 51st state yet? More....
RECENT BACK ISSUES
EFFORT STARTS TO FREE BAJA ARIZONA
ARIZONA GOES NUTS
ANCIENT INDIANS PREDICTED GLOBAL WARMING
NEW DANGEROUS MENTAL DISORDER DISCOVERED
new credit card law sucks
TOP STORIES OF 2009 & 10 PREDICTIONS FOR 2010
2009 CHRISTMAS ISSUE
CALENDAR MAKERS PROTEST 2012
CHINESE JUNK TO DESTROY AMERICA
EVOLUTIONARY HEALTH CARE PLAN PROPOSED
GM CHANGES NAME TO GOVERNMENT MOTORS
NEW FORMS OF
TORTURE APPROVED
BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS DISCOVERED IN
IRAQ
OBAMA CREATES CRISIS FOR COMEDIANS
2008 PRE-ELECTION SPECIAL: McCAIN
BLAMES SHORTER DAYS ON OBAMA
SPECIAL REPORT ON THE ECONOMIC
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MORE BACK ISSUES
OFFSHORE DRILLING PROPOSED OFF REPUBLICAN COASTS
CALENDAR MAKERS PROTEST END OF TIME
INTERSECTIONS PROVEN TO CAUSE TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS
PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY PANDERING
SENATOR OFFERS VOTES FOR SALE ON eBAY
GLOBAL WARMING BLAMED ON TERRORISTS
BOMBING IRAQ WITH DOLLARS PROPOSED
ALCATRAZ REOPENED AS A WHITE COLLAR CRIMINAL
PRISON
BUSH VOCABULARY LIMITS IRAQ POLICY
US-MEXICO BORDER SAME AS ISRAEL-PALESTINE BORDER
BANDERSNATCH RESPONDS TO ELECTRONIC SPIES
SANTA BLAMED FOR SOCIETY'S PSYCHOSIS
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ENDORSES ALITO FOR SUPREME
COURT
EXTREME MAKEOVER TO REBUILD NEW ORLEANS
PLANETARY ROTATION BLAMED FOR EARTHQUAKES
LAWYER BUYOUT PROGRAM PROPOSED
SAVE SOCIAL SECURITY BY DYING YOUNGER
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BAD COW PUBLIC RELATIONS
NEW WONDER DRUG PLACEBO DISCOVERED
TRAILER PARK SEEKS HISTORIC STATUS
INDIAN RUINS PROPOSED AS LOW INCOME HOUSING
FREEWAY MEDIANS NEW LANDFILL SITES
FEMININE SIDE OF WATER by NANCY VALENTINE
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ALIENS INVADE ARIZONA
BAD TUNNEL DESIGN BLAMED FOR DI'S DEMISE
FASTER THAN LIGHT TRAVEL FOUND
MAYTAG REPAIRMAN OFFERS TO SAVE MIR
BILL CLINTON'S DEFINITON OF SEXUAL RELATIONS
TAMPA TO HOST 2010 WINTER OLYMPICS
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